Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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