Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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