the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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