isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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