I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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