Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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