You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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