Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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