fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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