Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Houston, we have a blender
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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