Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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