Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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