Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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