are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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