if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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