So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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