HIV tests are more positive than that guy
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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