i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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