just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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