I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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