That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize