no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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