i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Randomize