yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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