i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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