Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm both gender and math confused
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