I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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