I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
40s are totally the cure
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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