I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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