I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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