Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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