new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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