I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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