season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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