My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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