the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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