It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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