I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I touched a dick in church today
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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