it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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