Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My dick has a subreddit
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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