i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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You. Win. At. Life.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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