I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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