Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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