If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think my cat just said my name.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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