Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize