Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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