Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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