somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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