we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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