but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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