Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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