i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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